So - this Wednesday, I'm going to be sat comatose on a bus for five hours as it hurtles inexorably towards the home of our monarchy and political system, London.

Reason being? I'm off to RBW, a bizarre sociological experiment wherein people who think that they're animals are congregated and their behavioural patterns scientifically observed for forty-eight hours, before being sent out onto the Thames in a boat and being humanely, hygeinically euthanised. Well okay, maybe not. But there is a boat involved, and if I get bored I will be jumping overboard into the icy water 'for the lulz'.

I myself have a pitch lined up in the unfortunately-monikered 'dealers den', so if you're going to be there and you want to have a little pen-and-paper work done for reasonable or possibly unreasonable rates, so come along and say hello - I'll be the one wearing a stupid cowboy hat and equally stupid jingly collar.

I'll be hanging with ~paranoidpanther and ~FabiFox, but if you see me about, feel free to say hello in a socially responsible manner. Don't do the usual furry nonsense and hug me out of nowhere - I will deck you. Forewarned is forearmed! See you all there! Probably not, though!